Listening to D&D podcasts makes me want to roll characters. Kee is an Aarakocra Grave Domain Cleric who has somewhat questionable ideas about what is and is not okay to eat wrt dead people. Also their mace is definitely and obviously someone’s actual femur.

DID U KNO birds are made of foof, so are Aarakocra, I included what they look like underneath the feathers, which is “goofy.”

I did an @officialtolkiensecretsanta pinch-hit for @thenoldorexile! I saw ‘Finwë’ in the list and immediately jumped on the opportunity to draw my favorite disaster dad meeting Oromë for the first time. I imagine Finwë “Challenged Melkor To Single Combat” Noldoran would not necessarily be overawed by the Valar, even if said Vala is a 10-foot-tall muscledude riding a hellpig with a saber-toothed cat skull for a head.

I hope you’re okay with Creepy Ainur™, @thenoldorexile!

My @officialtolkiensecretsanta gift for the exceptional @thrandilf!

I’ve always imagined elves (at least in Valinor) had a pretty robust public bathing culture, kind of a mix between Turkish baths and onsen, with absurd and ostentatious architecture blended with natural hot springs and pools. Making out with your cousin in the public baths is… not at all what they are for, but when has that stopped a Finwean, ever?

Giftee asked specifically for Freckles on Feanorions, which is my heart’s secret desire anyway.

Since Tumblr has previously declared both Nerdanel and Celebrimbor’s butts illegal I’m not trusting it to not flag Mae’s booty and Finno’s male-presenting nipples. The full uncensored piece can be found here!

thepioden:

Now that we begin The Final Countdown:

@piedpica is also backed up on my personal site. I’m not leaving unless I’m booted, but hey, better safe than sorry. If in doubt, AO3 will have my most up-to-date social media presence linked!                                                                                                    

I will continue to upload tits-out Noldor and Nerdanel’s she/her nipples while I still can, dammit.

Anyway it is very important to me and my conception of Feanor and Nerdanel’s dynamic that Nerdanel 1) is quite a bit taller than her husband and 2) can and will sling Feanor over her shoulder and carry him around.

thepioden:

I just went through @piedpica​ to check what was flagged. Tumblr got:

  • a few artistic nudes
  • a few artistic nudes from my Homestuck days that are entirely sans nipples or genitals of any description
  • a whole bunch of dragons??? 
    • none of the pornographic dragons tho
  • like half my Centaurstuck stuff
  • A couple Orkneystuck things, but not the ones with the nipples or the one with the dick
  • a few random fully-clothed fluffy cuddles
  • a few fluffy nude <> cuddles that showed approximately zero genitals
  • one (1) dick
  • one (1) tentacle blowjob
  • none of the rest of my actual illustrated porn, which I had very helpfully tagged as ‘porn’ and is varying degrees of explicit
  • None of the artistic nudes featuring full frontal cock
    • it’s those female-presenting nipples, get you every time

I plan on sticking around until I’m actually booted, but based on the above my faith in Tumblr’s ability to actually figure out what is and is not in violation of their adult content ban is minimal. Nonetheless, I won’t be deleting anything, and I’m redundant-hosting my stuff on my own webspace so it should persist even if tumblr implodes.

Anyway in case I poof, I’m thepioden or pioden anywhere that matters. I’m gonna be migrating my NSFW stuff at least over to Dreamwidth before the 17th.

For linking purposes:

  • Dreamwidth
  • Deviantart (currently defunct, but I might revive it if my artblog goes tits up)
  • Ao3 (if in doubt, links to my other profiles will live here)
  • Pillowfort
  • Discord: thepioden|#1337
  • I’ve heard some rumblings about Mastodon, so if that happens I’ll be thepioden over there.

Any of my stuff you for sure wanna keep, feel free to save to your own personal harddrive, but reposting is frowned upon.