Month: May 2013

“And I swear to COD Grandy if you don’t get that fluttery little dirtblood buoyfrond of yours in line I’m gonna to be forced to do somefin DRASTIC. I mean who the S)(ELL does )(e think )(e is all staging a res)(ellion? W)(o even DOES that?”

“Motherfuckin’ SHOOSH”

“And t)(ose otter little-“

“I said MOTHERFUCKING SHOOSH”

I don’t really ship this except when I do and these two would be the MOST HILARIOUS MOIRAILS oh my god precious terrible pale babies please yes good.

Sorry for implied SummGHB (no I’m not) the HSWC has got me in a mood and it’s sneaking in everywhere.

Also I was way too lazy to look up Condy’s quirk so it is PROBABLY WRONG.

“And I swear to COD Grandy if you don’t get that fluttery little dirtblood buoyfrond of yours in line I’m gonna to be forced to do somefin DRASTIC. I mean who the S)(ELL does )(e think )(e is all staging a res)(ellion? W)(o even DOES that?”

“Motherfuckin’ SHOOSH”

“And t)(ose otter little-“

“I said MOTHERFUCKING SHOOSH”

I don’t really ship this except when I do and these two would be the MOST HILARIOUS MOIRAILS oh my god precious terrible pale babies please yes good.

Sorry for implied SummGHB (no I’m not) the HSWC has got me in a mood and it’s sneaking in everywhere.

Also I was way too lazy to look up Condy’s quirk so it is PROBABLY WRONG.

if you’re up for a request: ghb and the condie having a sleepover where they are braiding each others hair and gossiping mostly because cuties and I kinda ship ’em pale

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“And I swear to COD Grandy if you don’t get that fluttery little dirtblood buoyfrond of yours in line I’m gonna to be forced to do somefin DRASTIC. I mean who the S)(ELL does )(e think )(e is all staging a res)(ellion? W)(o even DOES that?”

“Motherfuckin’ SHOOSH”

“And t)(ose otter little-“

“I said MOTHERFUCKING SHOOSH”

I don’t really ship this except when I do and these two would be the MOST HILARIOUS MOIRAILS oh my god precious terrible pale babies please yes good.

Sorry for implied SummGHB (no I’m not) the HSWC has got me in a mood and it’s sneaking in everywhere.

Also I was way too lazy to look up Condy’s quirk so it is PROBABLY WRONG.

if you’re up for a request: ghb and the condie having a sleepover where they are braiding each others hair and gossiping mostly because cuties and I kinda ship ’em pale

image

“And I swear to COD Grandy if you don’t get that fluttery little dirtblood buoyfrond of yours in line I’m gonna to be forced to do somefin DRASTIC. I mean who the S)(ELL does )(e think )(e is all staging a res)(ellion? W)(o even DOES that?”

“Motherfuckin’ SHOOSH”

“And t)(ose otter little-“

“I said MOTHERFUCKING SHOOSH”

I don’t really ship this except when I do and these two would be the MOST HILARIOUS MOIRAILS oh my god precious terrible pale babies please yes good.

Sorry for implied SummGHB (no I’m not) the HSWC has got me in a mood and it’s sneaking in everywhere.

Also I was way too lazy to look up Condy’s quirk so it is PROBABLY WRONG.

thepioden:

I am just going to casually make people aware of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup while not so casually goading, bribing, and coercing you into joining my team, which is definitely the best team (in my utterly empirical and unbiased opinion). 

In short, I am asking you to join the winner of the HSO ‘Best Use of Revolution as a Hatesexy Set Piece’ award 

(no really)

(we got a banner)

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Team Grand Highblood <3< Summoner!

Reasons you should join this team:

  • All the team members are total babes! (By joining this team your babe quotient will increase tenfold)
  • Spades ships are rare and unique endangered species! Do you part and nurture a kismesis team today!
  • We take ourselves super seriously all the time (dressing the GH and Summoner in drag/setting them in troll Starbucks in the afterlife/maid cafe AUs are very very serious). 
  • The Summoner is a babe! Who doesn’t want to write/draw/make questionable fanwork choices about the Summoner? Uncool people that’s who. 
  • Our friendleader is awesome and also gets shit done. This team achieves the fuck out of stuff. 
  • All the cool kids are doing it. C’mon, just one won’t hurt (this is a lie) (it hurts a lot) (the Grand Highblood is involved please don’t tell me you expected anything else).
  • I tend to draw pornspirational posts mid-round to keep spirits and motivation up. So I mean if you join you might get exclusive images of Summbutt rendered in loving detail. My might I mean will. I will draw a lot of Summbutt. 

Hey there friends you should all join this team because it is a really great team. 

thepioden:

I am just going to casually make people aware of the Homestuck Shipping World Cup while not so casually goading, bribing, and coercing you into joining my team, which is definitely the best team (in my utterly empirical and unbiased opinion). 

In short, I am asking you to join the winner of the HSO ‘Best Use of Revolution as a Hatesexy Set Piece’ award 

(no really)

(we got a banner)

image

Team Grand Highblood <3< Summoner!

Reasons you should join this team:

  • All the team members are total babes! (By joining this team your babe quotient will increase tenfold)
  • Spades ships are rare and unique endangered species! Do you part and nurture a kismesis team today!
  • We take ourselves super seriously all the time (dressing the GH and Summoner in drag/setting them in troll Starbucks in the afterlife/maid cafe AUs are very very serious). 
  • The Summoner is a babe! Who doesn’t want to write/draw/make questionable fanwork choices about the Summoner? Uncool people that’s who. 
  • Our friendleader is awesome and also gets shit done. This team achieves the fuck out of stuff. 
  • All the cool kids are doing it. C’mon, just one won’t hurt (this is a lie) (it hurts a lot) (the Grand Highblood is involved please don’t tell me you expected anything else).
  • I tend to draw pornspirational posts mid-round to keep spirits and motivation up. So I mean if you join you might get exclusive images of Summbutt rendered in loving detail. My might I mean will. I will draw a lot of Summbutt. 

Hey there friends you should all join this team because it is a really great team. 

Things I really desire in fanfic: younger Kankri and Mituna being dweeby, exploratory first time kismeses. It’s before Kankri’s social justice bender but Kankri is totally the best at blackrom, okay, he has read about it he can cite his sources that means he is definitely really good at all aspects of this all right and Mituna is just an unrepentant asshole about everything even if he is utterly wrong just for the sake of being a butt and there’s super awkward dorks who are just really really terrible disasters at everything especially doing The Sex because Kankri is trying to make it like one of the many novels he has read while also following the manuals and guides/advice columns he found online and Mituna will just not stop sniggering to himself. 

Things I really desire in fanfic: younger Kankri and Mituna being dweeby, exploratory first time kismeses. It’s before Kankri’s social justice bender but Kankri is totally the best at blackrom, okay, he has read about it he can cite his sources that means he is definitely really good at all aspects of this all right and Mituna is just an unrepentant asshole about everything even if he is utterly wrong just for the sake of being a butt and there’s super awkward dorks who are just really really terrible disasters at everything especially doing The Sex because Kankri is trying to make it like one of the many novels he has read while also following the manuals and guides/advice columns he found online and Mituna will just not stop sniggering to himself. 

thepioden:

cygnahime:

Someone draw me Aeleus or Dilan with Ienzo and Kairi sitting one on each shoulder. They are spectating.

I require it for life.

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oh no I said to myself opening photoshop oh no not Aeleus covered in children not baby Ienzo oh no

Because I really can’t help myself when it comes to Ienzo and Aeleus and as;ldkfjalsdfjasdfasdjfl;aksdfj darlings

I don’t know what they’re looking at but baby Kairi is really fucking enthusiastic about it. Ienzo is going to reserve judgement. Also don’t let Aeleus’s stoic expression put you off he is totally d’awwing from adorbs inside. 

wow you know where this fanart belongs?

on my fanart blog

thepioden:

cygnahime:

Someone draw me Aeleus or Dilan with Ienzo and Kairi sitting one on each shoulder. They are spectating.

I require it for life.

image

oh no I said to myself opening photoshop oh no not Aeleus covered in children not baby Ienzo oh no

Because I really can’t help myself when it comes to Ienzo and Aeleus and as;ldkfjalsdfjasdfasdjfl;aksdfj darlings

I don’t know what they’re looking at but baby Kairi is really fucking enthusiastic about it. Ienzo is going to reserve judgement. Also don’t let Aeleus’s stoic expression put you off he is totally d’awwing from adorbs inside. 

wow you know where this fanart belongs?

on my fanart blog