Me again, with more monsters from On the tip of the tongue. You may recognize Wexkae the Arborscythe from the previous post, but he has a statblock now! The murderchickens are the other mounts featured in the story, the Cassoracious.

Quick Q&A Session!

Q: Are these balanced, playable monsters?
A: Fuck if I know, let me know if you find out.

Q: Is the Cassoracious just a dilophosaurus cosplaying as a cassowary?
A: You can’t prove anything

What’s up, On the tip of the tongue is a really excellent Critrole fic with some absolutely spot-on characterization, and, as a gift to me specifically, cool homebrew beasties. The arborscythe first shows up in chapter 3 and was particularly vividly described and listen. I love him. They’re good dogs Brent.

I had some ambitions of actually making this very good boy a statblock, is why the edges are all eroded. We’ll see if I actually get around to it!