Headcanon pre-scratch ancestor body types/builds/height chart! Yeeeeeee. 

These are pretty much the inverse of my headcanons for the post-scratch troll kids. Strange how that works.

P.S. His clothing kind of obscures it, but Kankri is a scrawny little fucker. 

Miracle Child: The Green Room

OR

Tumblr User Bramblepatch has a buttload of OCs in her longfic and I love each and every one of them to tiny little pieces

Anyway, the next chapter is going to be chapter 100, which is A Landmark, so let’s call this celebratory chapter 100 fanart! 

==> Be the fairy horse. 

Your name is Equius and you are covered in children. 

You are not at all certain how this came to pass. One of them, the girl Aradia, has the audacity to actually pet your mane, and Nepeta, the traitor, is curled up purring on Karkat’s back. But when the young seal prince – who doesn’t act at all as his bloodline dictates, it’s as if he honestly has no conception of who his father is – lounging against your flank with the changeling child asleep in his arms and the lost seelie boy curled against his side, tells you "don’t worry, brother" –

you find that you don’t mind all that much. 

Orkneystuck never stopped being a thing! It is still happening.

Slowly, as the the little Equius-Nepeta-Gamzee-Karkat cadre grows to include Tavros, Terezi, and Aradia (in the aftermath of the Vriska Incident), Equius finds himself being appropriated – much to his consternation – as Team Mom. Once Kanaya and Sollux join up, they’re sucked into the fold as well. 

TAG. YOU’RE IT. The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to your ten favorite blogs and tell them that they are it. :)

OH SNAP okay. UM

  1. I actively play oboe, flute, pennywhistle and clarient; I can play English Horn and several species of saxophone. Also, bagpipes.
  2. I used to be a field biologist like you, but then I took at TARANTULA TO THE FACE (no, seriously, Costa Rican rainforest at night is full of spiders and AH NO NEVER AGAIN). 
  3. I am currently enrolled in 12 credit hours of summer school and it is the most miserable experience of my life.
  4. I named my car the TARDIS because it is a) blue and b) bigger on the inside. 
  5. My 0 key is sticking, and it is making this post very hard to type.
  6. My favorite color is brown because I am a big boring boringface.
  7. My very first fandom was Lord of the Rings, which spoiled me for what came after (what came after was InuYasha fandom). 
  8. I try and fail NaNoWriMo every single year. 
  9. I have also tried and failed to webcomic three separate times!
  10. Last night I was talking about this local Greek restaurant that has baklava ice cream and I have been craving it something fierce ever since.